Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Sexual TMI Tuesday Questions

Welcome to the first Infidelity Chronicles TMI  Tuesday. We know we're a little late to the party but hey, it will keep us from focusing too much on our revolving door love lives.  Jules has more to post later about her  trifecta of sin and from Gwyn's answers you can tell she's a little hormonal today!  Miranda will try to keep her fairytale sap away from the blog for the next bit because it's already sickening enough. For now we're lifting these questions from Lustolicious' blog.

-Jules, Gwyn, and Miranda

1. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
I have had sex with several of my friends. Actually at my wedding to Russell, there were numerous people in attendance that we had both fucked. -Jules
I don't know how to answer this question. Since I don't have a boyfriend I'd say I'm already sleeping with some of my friends. - Gwyn
Well since FJB is my fucking "friend" I'd say yes.  But then again, I don't believe boys and girls can ever just be friends unless they are related - Miranda
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Night is my preferred, but I'll do it anytime! - Jules
No preference at all, but if it's a work day I'd say morning is my favorite. -Gwyn
Night is probably my preferred but hell, I'll take it when I can get it. - Miranda

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
If you are standing at the foot of the bed facing it, then I am on the right side. - Jules
I'm on the left mostly. I think this is a stupid question FYI. - Gwyn
I'm mostly on the left but it's my bed so I'll sleep wherever I want to - Miranda
4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Yes, of course I have...I'm not proud of it. It was once in college. - Jules
Isn't that called a date? - Gwyn
Gwyn you're not right!  No I haven't. - Miranda
5. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Shower yes, and I find it horribly awkward - Jules
Yes, not a fan. - Gwyn
Horrible experience with Duckie in a shower.  Great bathtub sex but only if it's a garden tub! - Miranda
6. Do you watch/read pornography?
Yes, Gavin and I watch it all the time when we're having sex. Clark enjoys it as well, but from before. We don't so much these days. - Jules
Watch, yes. Read, no. I think I've watched porn with every boyfriend I've had. - Gwyn 
I've watched it some but I'm not ever a fan.  Not a fan of the money shot. I don't want to see my own vagina that up close, why do I want to see someone  else's?  That being said, I love a sexy read. - Miranda
7. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive and controlling in bed - Jules
Aggressive. Aggressive. Aggressive. - Gwyn
Aggressive, Aggressive, Aggressive, controlling, controlling, controlling. We seem to have a pattern here - Miranda
8. Do you love someone on your blogroll?
No - Jules
Well, since I have another blog on the blogroll then yes, of course, I love myself. - Gwyn 
Gwyn's not much for the sap but I do love that girl.  If Jules' family friendly blog was linked I'd love her too. - Miranda
9. Would you choose love or money?
Love, I think - Jules
Neither. Can I have another choice? - Gwyn 
Love, that's what I say today. - Miranda
10. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Being fucked so hard I squirt, anal, and any kind of toy play - Jules
Dirty talk, hair pulling, not doing it in the bed (does that count?). - Gwyn
Dirty talk, hair pulling, and pinning my arms down. - Miranda
11. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Not in a rape way, but in a pushing my boundaries way, yes. - Jules
I think we all know the answer to that. HELL NO TRY ME AND DIE. - Gwyn
Pushing my boundaries yes but I always have a way out.  Edited to add if this is in reference to sexual assault - yes one time between high school and college. Not rape, but close enough to make me uncomfortable. - Miranda
12. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
The beach - Jules
I don't have romantic sex. - Gwyn
Gwyn - LMFAO!  Ummm, in a field on a blanket under the stars. - Miranda
13. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
On a back porch in college, on top of a washing machine - Jules
I can't think of any weird places.....outside of having sex in a bowl filled with jello on the white house lawn I can't say that I think any place is a 'weird' place to have sex. - Gwyn
In the bed with another couple having sex, we weren't doing it "together" we just ended up in the same bed. Jules this was on our graduation beach trip! HA!- Miranda

14. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yes, that incident above actually - Jules
No. - Gwyn
Yes, in my car when I was 16 by the police.  Embarrassing especially because my dad was a police officer! - Miranda
15. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Um, yeah - Jules
No. I mean I suppose sex is always on my mind when I'm out but I've never gone out just looking for a guy to have sex with. - Gwyn 
Isn't that what bars are for? You sure don't go there to discuss life goals and favorite bible passages. - Miranda
16. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Yes, I was a bartender for years. - Jules
Yes. One time this big guy picked me up and carried me outside and told me never to come back again. - Gwyn
Again, isn't this what bars are for? - Miranda
17. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
No, never - Jules
No. Never have never will. And, yes, this is one of the few times using never is appropriate. - Gwyn
Nope and nope - Miranda
18. Had sex in a movie theater?
No... but I want to. I think I may suggest that to one of them soon. -Jules
No. I'm lucky to stay awake through an entire movie at the theater. If I sit still for more than about 10 minutes, especially if the lights are out, I'm falling asleep. But maybe this is my solution....I should just start having sex during the movie to keep myself awake! - Gwyn
No. Is that why the floors are always sticky.  Ew! - Miranda
20. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes, loudly in a bar bathroom at that. (Got caught that time too) - Jules
Yes. -Gwyn
Yes - and Jules you always have loud sex lol - Miranda

21. Have you ever had sex at work?
No, well sort of. I used to bartend in a hotel...had sex in the hotel after I got off from work. - Jules
Sex, no. Fooling around, yes. - Gwyn 
No but I've always wanted to. - Miranda
22. Bought something from an adult store?
Tons of stuff both in person and online - Jules
Yes. - Gwyn 
Once in person and once online - Miranda
23. Do you own any sex toys?
Yes, obviously see above. I have an entire toy box under my bed. Most men love it, Gavin hates it. LOL - Jules
No. I've never owned any toys or used any either. Just not my thing. -Gwyn 
OMG Gwyn never used one?  Yes, I have a vibrator. I had one years ago but it threatened Duckie LOL!  First purchase I made after moving out. - Miranda
24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Both, though not much film. I have done some 3sum video with Russell and another guy though. I send pics all the time. I love sexting! - Jules
Only pictures. - Gwyn
I'm not above sexting a lovely pic now and again. I am smart enough to keep my face out of them though. - Miranda
25. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No, I actually make an effort not to use names while having sex just to avoid this problem but I do use Owen's...let's hope that doesn't become a problem if things progress with Clark. - Jules
No, I mainly stick with 'baby'.  - Gwyn
No but there have been a few times in the last six months were I momentarily forgot who I was with and I had to flip through my Team mentally to remember.  HA! - Miranda
26. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
It depends on whether or not I'm trying to be good, but hey if Bill says it's not, then it's not. I actually judge it by whether or not we cum. - Jules
I say tomAto you say tomato...who cares. - Gwyn
No - it's foreplay - Miranda
27. What's your favorite sexual position?
I like being flat on my stomach with the guy behind me or my new fave with Clark is where he's on top of me, but he's got my legs folded up so my shins are touching his chest...o-m-g. He's usually kissing me while we're in this position too. - Jules
I like them all, can't really pick one favorite. One of my favorites is standing - me pressed against the wall (facing it) with the guy behind me. But, really, I like them all. - Gwyn
Like Jules, i love being flat on my stomach with the boy behind me.  I actually discovered this position when I was trying to think of a way to have sex with Duckie without looking at his face.  - Miranda
28. What's your favorite sex act?
Sex in general, but with a preference for good ole hard core vaginal sex. - Jules
Having sex. - Gwyn 
SEX! - Miranda 
29. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Oh yeah - started at 16...love multiple partners. - Jules
No. Unless you count pretending I'm having sex with someone other than the person I'm having sex with. - Gwyn 
I'm with Gwyn on this one - Miranda

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