TMI Alert - Not for the Faint of Heart......The Time Jules and Miranda Ruminate on Asses and Toes
When Miranda visited Jules in July, they were discussing some of their hang-ups with guys and their fetishes (as well as their own). It’s so nice to have girlfriends that you’ve known forever that you can discuss these things with and not feel judged. Yes, Miranda thinks it’s gross that Gavin and Jules kiss considering what we apparently all know to be true about his girlfriend’s ass, but she’s got a valid point on that one. Now that being said, while Miranda thinks it’s gross (because honestly it is), she doesn’t judge Jules for continuing to do it. ;) Plus Jules has a theory that alcohol kills all germs and Gavin and she both drink enough that they’re probably ok.
So, the topic of this entry is Asses and Toes. If TMI bothers you, skip reading this one!
Jules: Here’s my deal and I’m thinking we would love to hear from our readers on this one too, so feel free to weigh in! I hate for a guy to touch my toes during a sexual encounter. I love a foot massage as much as the next girl, but I want it done while watching TV or something. I do NOT want my toes licked or kissed or sucked at any time I’m naked….ever. I love my feet. I think I have very pretty feet, but I don’t want you to focus on them during that time. I’ve had guys do it and it just makes me squirm, but not in a good way. The only acceptable foot touching is if the guy is holding onto them as he keeps my legs spread apart. Gavin will do this a lot and I'm ok with that, but if he were to reach over and touch his mouth to them it would be a different story.
Miranda: I’m with Jules for the most part on the whole foot fetish. That’s not to say a well timed toe sucking isn’t pleasant (see my crazy marathon sex night with IT) but overall I’m not big on the mouth to foot events. Sawyer would make a well timed kiss on the top of my foot from time to time when we were in the moment and I did sort of like that. I do love a good foot rubbing though and find that quite exciting in the right hands. I will add that one time I made a guy very excited my rubbing my bare feet on his bare penis. That was very odd but hilarious!
Jules: The flip side of this is that I love for my ass to be played with, as evidenced by my recent blog entry about my most recent encounter with Owen. Adam was the one that really got me into anal sex. I’m a HUGE fan now and swear to god, I feel like I cum the entire time a guy is inside me there. It’s just a super intense feeling that I’ve come to adore. Oddly, I don’t do it with everyone though. I only let a select few guys there…I think it’s guys I trust the most and feel the most comfortable with.
Miranda: For years the ass was way off the table for me. It was a pure exit only area and I didn’t even want to think about letting anyone visit the backdoor. I did let Duckie try one time very early on when we were first dating and I HATED it. I bet he didn’t even get the tip in before I made him stop. Now if you’ve been following this blog for any amount of time you know I’ve been more open to experimentation in the last six months of so. Lawyer Boy was the first to visit my nether regions and I was quite shocked but I sort of liked it. Sawyer wanted to try the night he came over drunk but I wouldn’t let him. IT tried it out but I made him stop after a little bit because he was too big and it hurt. A couple of the other guys have done the old “shocker” which didn’t bother me in the least bit and actually was quite pleasurable. But I always have to wonder if their finger smells weird afterwards LMFAO! I’m definitely not the fan that Jules is but if the right mood hits I’m certainly open to it.
Jules: I love a guy to lick me there and yes, I will kiss him after because I always shower right before sex and I know I’m clean. I love a guy to use toys and/or his fingers and again, I enjoy the full on sex too…even with huge guys like Owen. Some of the best sex Russell and I ever had was in the midst of the threesome year when he and another guy would DP me. I LOVED IT.
Miranda: I will say I think it’s totally gross to have a guy lick me there. Not that is hasn’t happened and I didn’t enjoy it while it was going on but it’s definitely a mind over matter thing. It does feel good, I’m woman enough to admit that but I have to not think about it too much or it’s just too weird for me. Thinking back though I have totally kissed a guy very soon after LOL! I didn’t even realize that until I was reminiscing just now. OMG and I totally went down on IT afterwards. Not immediately afterwards but too close for comfort. I’m going to go throw up now and then pour bleach in my mouth…
Jules: I think I’ve commented on this before, but I find it hilarious the way guys approach this when it’s sometimes messy. For example, Owen will not come near my vagina when I’m bleeding…he just won’t…but the man has literally wiped my ass when we’ve had messy, dirty anal sex on more than one occasion. I’d love for one of our male readers to explain that! I’m comfortable enough with Owen to ask him, but I don’t want to question anything he does to me sexually…ever. I want him to feel like he’s free and open to do with me what he pleases, because he is.
Miranda: OMG Jules. That’s just….I have no words. But that is hilarious. It is totally random how some guys have no qualms about having sex during your period and some won’t touch you with a ten foot pole. What is up with that?
It’s time for a little reader feedback. What’s your deal with asses and toes? And what about the whole messy factor? We want to know!
-Jules & Miranda
I am a total germophobe and I don't care how much I showered I will never be drunk enough to want something shoved up there that might be coming near me again. LOL To each her own!
ReplyDeleteWhat is it with some guys being freaked out by periods though? Jeez they'll stick something up your arse but they won't dodge a few dead blood cells? LOL My hubby's that way but it is just damn annoying because that's when I am horniest. Oh well, that's why humans invented masturbation I guess! LMAO
Another germaphobe here, teetering on OCD if I'm completely honest! I've had anal sex one time with The Ex and I did not enjoy it. It wasn't awful but nothing I want to do again. My new motto is definitely 'exit only'. No fingers in there either, OMG just thinking of the germ transmission implications makes me cringe.
ReplyDeleteAs for toes, I've had one guy suck on them and I literally laughed at him. Too uncomfortable and totally not a turn on. You know me and my no nonsense attitude - if it's not turning me (or him) on then what the hell is the point?
The period aversion thing always throws me for a loop. It's totally random which guys are ok with it and which aren't. However, overall I'd say the most common response is "Just put a towel down it will be fine" lol.
-Gwyn
Jules, i gotcha back on this one..Hubby tried anal for years!! Before i would allow it, finally a couple years ago, i gave in..... and OMFG!! I was just amazed at how good it felt! Hot damn!!
ReplyDeleteThe foot thing, never been an issue, and prob won't be.
The bloody issue isnt really an issue either....no sex for a week is NEVER gonna happen!
Josie
Gwyn - Just put a towel down... that kills me LOL LOL LOL!
ReplyDeleteJosie - I'm so freaking glad you can finally post comments!
Ok I will give my view:
ReplyDeleteAsses: Do I want to rim someone? Well, a little, but too much of anything is bad, when I am licking pussy I go lower, and in 69 I have been known to lick there a little. I have put my finger in there, at the right time and with permission. With escorts (which I fuck more than my wife) you have to ask, before hand and I just haven't asked the girls I am with. If it happens during the moment I would look for signs of approval and breathlessly ask, "Do you want me to?" and be prepared to move the fuck on if they say no.
BTW I am an anal virgin in both directions :)
Toes: I like to suck them. I like to give a good massage. If I am massaging a foot during sex....something has gone horribly wrong, why are we not fucking. If you stick your foot in my mouth while I am fucking you, I will suck the hell out of it...no questions asked. I do like to put the spinners feet together and put my face in them while I am going at it, grabbing her knees with my arms and pinning her lower body to my chest.....uh...what was the question again....
Period: With my wife, I am ALWAYS the most attracted to her when she is on her period. How do I know...because every time I really want to fuck her and get really aggressive...she says no she is on the rag. I tell her I don't fucking care....she does, end of story.
I am not sure if I would fuck an escort on the rag...I think not...safety first. My girlfriends are clean (as far as I know) and so am I but...with multiple people...who the fuck knows.
In the Navy I knew a guy who like eating a girl out while she was on the rag...he called it, "getting his red wings." Not sure if I would be into that.
One more thing, when I have sex it is everywhere...bed, couch, floor, wall, standing, kneeling, table...I would run out of towels.
Ok my post was too long and it was deleated. It was a great post also and now it is gone. I will answer on my blog in full, here is the skinny:
ReplyDeleteAsses: yes, with permission.
Toes: yes but there is more to it.
Period: Yes but there are some rules and concerns.
I am actually really pissed I wrote a lot about each and now I have to recreate it...Fuck me!
miranda, i am glad can post now too...esp since the topics have gotten really good!! Lol, but now I am going to have to go back through the archive and leave my mark!! Just warning ya!!
ReplyDeleteJosie
I've been fortunate enough to have an "anally-experienced" lover introduce me to it, and the first time was AMAZING! He was very patient, applied just enough pressure when I was ready and also IMHO had the perfect size and girth, not too big. I love bootygasms! Toe sucking isn't high on my list though; I prefer other more erogenous areas. And sex on my period is not something I enjoy, the messiness throws me off - although the raging horniness can be frustrating sometimes.
ReplyDeleteSee? This is a topic that everyone has a clear opinion on one way or the other! ;)
ReplyDelete-Jules
Hahaha, it think I've actually said "Let's just put a towel down" verbatim.
ReplyDeleteAnal: Giving, of course, I'm into. It's funny, because back when I was younger I wasn't that interested; given the real life stories I had heard I found it kind of degrading towards women. I misunderstood it as some kind of light sadism. Having experienced giving it to Lena though, I find it somewhat addicting :-)
Receiving: I'm okay with Lena putting a toy there, and I can enjoy it with a guy, but it's something I'd only do with a guy I've got a lot of experience with and trust implicitly. There's nothing unsexier and more confusing than having to pull a guys dick out of your pummeled ass and punch him in the face for not listening when you said slow down.
Not saying that's happened to me. Just saying :-P
As far as any oral or manual ass-play, I'm totally into doing that for Lena.
Toes: I can take it or leave it. Amy had a huge foot thing, and I was perfectly fine indulging her. Sometimes I'll throw a toe suck in with Lena just to mix things up, if I sense the mood is right for something different. But overall it's not something I fantasize about or anything.
Period: I'm completely fine with it, either in bed or in the shower... Lena is squicked by it though, but that doesn't stop her from being aroused when the time comes. I used to make it something of a game to try and get her aroused enough to ask for it during her period :-) Many gallons of water have gone down the drain as we've taken "long showers together" during that time of month.
And I have my "red wings," as DIA put it, and it was really no big deal. I think couples should push their boundaries on stuff like that though. I hate the idea of being grossed out by something Lena's body does. I keep thinking "What if she's disabled one day?" or "What if we really do grow old together and she'll need me to take care of her in ways that I'm too grossed out for?"
Now THIS might really be TMI:
I remember when Lena was in labor. She was like 12 hours in, and she'd had an episiotomy; they weren't ready for an epidural yet but the pictosin wasn't working that great, and making her feel sick. She was in this adult diaper thing, I think because of the bleeding from the epi, and she couldn't get them changed and was crying because she felt like she'd lose some dignity calling a nurse to help her with it. So I changed her myself. The whole thing seemed perfectly natural too; I wasn't grossed out or anything. But I think I owe that strong constitution to being willing to push physical boundaries with Lena. I couldn't imagine it being easy with anyone else.
Diner...i have read your blog and are uncomfortable with being identified as the perfect husband, while you are still searching (for what i think is the impossible, just an opinion, not. A judgement at all...miranda and jules wille testify that do NOT judge).....
ReplyDeleteThat being said, the fact that you think of what you might need to do for Lena in old age, is monumental...really!! My hubby has has had to face it because my Mom was diagnosed with AD shortly after we started dating, and he has seen what my Dad has had to do.....i dont think you give yourself enough credit!
That being said, if i found out my hubby was cheating on me.....to quote Steel Magnolia's which i do often..'i would cut his thing off!!'...lol
Josie
Ok, I have to say as liberal as I am in bed...red wings are OFF the table. I do not mind having sex during my period at all...I am actually super horny then but I do NOT want you to go down on me during that time...ever. I'm not judging others decisions, but that is NOT for me. I think it's funny that this is MY line! ROFL...who knew I had one (other than toes!)?
ReplyDelete-Jules