Friday, July 30, 2010

Trials and Tribulations

Here’s a quickie update for you…

As far as the whole Patient Zero/STD thing goes, so far The Giant, SoCo, and Motorcycle Man have all been negative. Pretty much just leaves Sawyer or Lawyer Boy, neither of whom have been to the DR yet or reported back to me on their results. So things are looking more like Jules was right and I got it from Cabana Boy. Crazy, we’ll have to wait and see what happens now.

I sent Lawyer Boy a text Wednesday asking how the Bar Exam went and par for the course I haven’t heard back from him yet. Honestly, with IT around, I don’t know if I even care anymore. I mean IT has a big ass, grown up job and he finds time to text me. Whatever. Lawyer Boy’s not cut but he’s definitely teetering. Alright, as I tyed this yesterday afternoon guess who calls…Lawyer Boy. Damn his cute little ADD self! He talked my ear off for 45 minutes all about the Bar and how he’s so ready to have a normal life again and how he’s missed hanging out with me. He vaguely mentioned us getting together this weekend but no solid plans were made.

Motorcycle Man had the audacity to lecture me again on my lifestyle choices when I asked if he’d been to the doctor. I know its cause he’s mad I turned him down for last night but WTF. I almost lost it with him. I’m fighting every urge to tell him to Fuck Off and never contact me again. I don’t want to be rude but he needs to keep his fucking opinions to himself. I knew better than to go out with him. But that being said, if I hadn’t gone out with him, I’d never have passed my number to IT. (See Gwyn, things do happen for a reason LOL)

Through the grapevine, I heard that Duckie’s girl dumped him. I feel bad for him. I hope she at least did it nicely or that this is just a blip in the road and she gives him another chance. I did notice that she had de-friended him on Facebook and that’s never a good sign. But he seems to be taking it in stride. He wasn’t mean or anything when I bailed on taking Leo to camp twice.

I’ve been very consciously not texting with College Crush as much. I’m totally chickening out on having the “talk” with him. I just don’t know what to say! I did totally break our plans for spending the weekend together. Going to see him would definitely not the smartest thing to do right now. Give me some advice on what to say!

Flyboy and I have not had much going on. As much as I like him, I don’t think he’s going to transform into any sort of relationship other than a booty call really. I mean even when he moves to NC, he’s going to live about 1.5 hours away. That being said, I’m not going to stop talking to him because he’s way too much fun!

Last night I went out with IT again!  I know, 3 dates in one week.  I'm feeling a little cautious and overwhelmed about him right now.  I'll post more about him later.



  1. This is what you say:

    M: Hi College Crush. How are you today?

    CC: I'm good. Just dreaming of you and the smell of your hair and the way you look at me and I'm getting butterflies just thinking about it.

    M: Yeah, about that....um I'm not really looking for anything serious so I'm going to pull the plug on this now before I crush your little wussy heart into 5 million pieces.

    As for IT, he sounds awesome so far. But you know me (and you know how your picker likes to pick wussy men) I'm still holding out to see if he is a stage 5 clinger. I have faith he's not, but I'm not yet convinced.


  2. Hilarious Gwyn! And probably quite accurate based on some of the things College Crush has said in the past.

    BTW - I couldn't resist any longer and sent Motorcyle Man a "piss off" text. We always say every man has his purpose and his was clearly for me to meet IT.

    If IT is a wussy man in disguise then I'm seriously going to have to get my picker checked and I will give you full control of my dating life!

  3. Three dates in a week IS a bit intense. Strikes me as more than just casual on his part, especially if he's initiating them. Tread lightly.

  4. Diner - go ready my new post. It's gotten intense. I spent the last five freaking nights with IT!


  5. Thank you Diner! Miranda I told you my gay fairies are never wrong!!!!!!!