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Wednesday, July 28, 2010

I'm Back Bitches

I have returned from my self-imposed blog hiatus and good Lord it's been an eventful week. Rather than bore you with a four page post, I'm going to hit the high points. Long story short - I'm in love...again.

7/15 - Truck Driver makes a booty call, I turned him down because I was still weirded out by our last encounter

7/16 - The Barber came over and spent the night, slept until 2pm the next day as I was off doing my consulting job. This is the day I realized I'm in love with him again. Even my roommate noticed.

7/17 - Got a text from an unknown number, it was The Barber's cousin (aka my former booty call) asking me why I deleted him from my BBM list. I lied and said it must have just happened, then stopped responding to his texts. Decided I had to come up with a way to handle this situation once and for all.

7/18 - Started pet-sitting out in the country. Got The Barber to meet Cabana Boy to provide him with recreational substances. The Barber came out and stayed with me in the country because he thought I would be scared out there all alone lol. When he left I realized, once again, that I'm in love with him. Like completely. Biggest development of the day, found out that The Barber and my former booty call aren't actually cousins!

7/19 - Helped Miranda with her sex flow chart. Truck Driver called again asking for booty but I turned him down because I was out in the boondocks and didn't want to drive into town.

7/20 - Comforted Miranda about her impending STD-related conversations.

7/21 - Truck Driver wanted booty again, turned him down again. This being in love crap is really messing with my sex schedule.

7/23 - Truck Driver texted for booty at 7am, once again I turned him down. The Barber took me out to lunch at my favorite restaurant (the owner who has a crush on me was none too thrilled to see me bring a man with me....he's only seen me there with Miranda). The Barber also gave me some really good greenery. I told Miranda that if I wasn't in love before the free green salsa lunch and the weed gift, that I certainly was after. She said I am easy to please lol.

7/24 - Finally got to meet Pool John and Cabana Boy in person. Miranda wanted to push them off on me but luckily I had a couple of friends with me who love older men so they provided a nice distraction. One even asked about Cabana Boy and told Miranda she thought he was really cute.

7/25 - Yet ANOTHER text from Truck Driver asking for booty......I finally gave in! I will say  it was a strange experience. The sex was good but I felt really detached during the whole thing and just sort of weird. When I left I decided that I am not going to continue doing this with him any more, it's just not worth it. I also get the vibe that he likes me more than he is letting on and it's sort of making me uncomfortable. Not to mention that since I'm now back in love with The Barber, this whole booty call thing has sort of lost its appeal.

7/26 - The Barber came over and spent the night. I gave in and bought him a toothbrush to keep at my house again. He had one when we were together before but I trashed it when we broke up. I guess you could say that a toothbrush = love.

7/27 - Major work meltdown. Re-evaluated life once again. Started thinking that maybe restaurant management is my destiny.

Today - Continue major work meltdown. Hopefully consume large quantities of green salsa with Miranda on our lunch break. Search for jobs....figure out a way to turn this blog into millions.

-Gwyn

3 comments:

  1. You didn't tell me you saw the Truck Driver again! A toothbrush....that's serious stuff there girl!

    Miranda

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  2. I hate work meltdowns, as I've been having a string of them myself. Don't they know I need to be focusing my energy on my sex life? I don't have TIME to deal with work related drama! :-P

    Sex flow chart sounds completely wrong, btw.

    So... what are you going to DO about the Barber?

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  3. DN - I don't know what I'm going to DO about the Barber just yet. Mainly I'm just trying to play it cool and not get too excited about anything - two of my strengths luckily. I'm just taking it day by day. I'm guessing what will happen is that I'll get drunk and/or stoned and decide we need to talk and then lay the whole "what are we doing...where is this going" conversation on him. Either way, you know I'll keep you posted!

    -Gwyn

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