Whoops!
Well last night was an eventful night. Canada came over for wine after I went through a hellish day buying a new (used) car. I’d had almost 3 glasses before he got there and we finished a giant bottle of wine and most of a small bottle he’d brought with him. He also brought love offerings in the form of a Peter Pan matted print for Chloe that I have no idea what to do with and a sea turtle snow globe since he knows of my obsession. The sentiment was nice. Then things heated up…he was rubbing my legs and feet and next thing I knew we were in my bed. Whoops – hadn’t really planned on that happening so fast, but whatever.
He totally surprised me by being an aggressive, rough, super fun good time. I like it good and hard and he delivered again and again and again. I told him this morning during our totally super sexually charged texting that’s been going on all day (thankfully no discussion of feelings) that I’d been surprised since he’s such a gentleman outside of the bedroom. He said I awoke some sexual beast inside him…ROFL. He’s very mild mannered and such…it really was a shocker some of the things that he did, especially given what I’ve learned today. The man has not had oral previous to last night in 4 years and he’s never released it in a woman’s mouth…ever. He’s 39, it’s not like he’s 18. O-M-G.
I was impressed enough with him that I’ve invited him back tomorrow night and we’re going on an actual date Friday night. Here’s the other whoops moment. We didn’t finish until 3am and he had to get up at 5am to get ready for work, so I let him stay. Russell was at his bf’s house per my request actually and Chloe wandered in at 4am to sleep with me. Imagine her shock when someone was in her spot. She came over to me and asked why Daddy was in the bed to which I said he’s not and she laid down on the floor beside me and went to sleep. He woke up when she came in and just laid there quietly. He must have fallen back asleep because I heard him leave at 5am, as did she and she climbed into the place he’d vacated. This morning was so weird. I told Russell about it and we agreed that I would tell her mostly the truth in that I had a friend over, we had too much wine, and he slept here for a little bit instead of driving. I guess I’m going to have to start kicking them out before 1am now. Whoops!
Tonight Canada sent me a text that said "I don't want to tame you, just ride you! Hard, long, rough, and gentle". ROFL...that's my kind of guy.
-Jules
He totally surprised me by being an aggressive, rough, super fun good time. I like it good and hard and he delivered again and again and again. I told him this morning during our totally super sexually charged texting that’s been going on all day (thankfully no discussion of feelings) that I’d been surprised since he’s such a gentleman outside of the bedroom. He said I awoke some sexual beast inside him…ROFL. He’s very mild mannered and such…it really was a shocker some of the things that he did, especially given what I’ve learned today. The man has not had oral previous to last night in 4 years and he’s never released it in a woman’s mouth…ever. He’s 39, it’s not like he’s 18. O-M-G.
I was impressed enough with him that I’ve invited him back tomorrow night and we’re going on an actual date Friday night. Here’s the other whoops moment. We didn’t finish until 3am and he had to get up at 5am to get ready for work, so I let him stay. Russell was at his bf’s house per my request actually and Chloe wandered in at 4am to sleep with me. Imagine her shock when someone was in her spot. She came over to me and asked why Daddy was in the bed to which I said he’s not and she laid down on the floor beside me and went to sleep. He woke up when she came in and just laid there quietly. He must have fallen back asleep because I heard him leave at 5am, as did she and she climbed into the place he’d vacated. This morning was so weird. I told Russell about it and we agreed that I would tell her mostly the truth in that I had a friend over, we had too much wine, and he slept here for a little bit instead of driving. I guess I’m going to have to start kicking them out before 1am now. Whoops!
Tonight Canada sent me a text that said "I don't want to tame you, just ride you! Hard, long, rough, and gentle". ROFL...that's my kind of guy.
-Jules
He's 39 and he's never came in someone's mouth ?!?
ReplyDeleteOn behalf of sexually repressed men everywhere, I would like to formally thank you for taking on this project and reducing our ranks by at least one. Make us proud :-P
I will darling...I'm taking him places sexually he's only seen in porn. Actually Gavin used to call me his porn star...poor Canada isn't going to know what's hit him. ;)
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LOL! Last night as Jules and I texted about Chloe we declared that we need to have better sneaking skills when it comes to boys and our kids. Since I've been busted by Ladybug with Cabana Boy and Leo with College Crush and now Jules with Canada, we clearly need to do some work in this department.
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