3 out of 4 Ain't Bad
It's another joint blog...tonight was an epic carryover from last night. We started off with good intentions as we went to the local Army base to watch the fireworks. At approximately 6:30pm, we decided it was time to bring alcohol back into our lives. We left said base, went home and got the cooler, bought wine, and were good to go! Fireworks rocked...traffic sucked...we stopped at a bar. We strolled into the bar, sat down, and looked right...who was there??! Karaoke boy!!!
I said it...K Boy was back in the house! We were in peels of laughter as we sat down and realized WHO we were sitting down beside us and how we could connect the dots from last night.
KARAOKE BOY'S VERSION OF BAR 3 ON:
So according to K Boy, when Jules and Mormon Boy started making out, she was having back sex with him. You know, leaning up against him, rubbing her back on his while she and Mormon Boy kissed. Given the location of our chairs, we don't exactly believe this but we digress.
After Jules left Miranda at the bar, Miranda was in a verbal volleyball match with Angry Boy and K Boy. He says Angry Boy was getting up in Miranda's grill and continually interrupting K Boy's attempt to bust a move on Miranda. At last call, Miranda drunken ordered yet another long island iced tea and apparently downed two in mere minutes. K Boy was valiently trying to take Miranda home to Jules' house but thankfully Jules showed up as they walked outside.
K Boy says he was talking to Miranda when Angry Boy showed up outside. Apparently when Angry Boy was grilling Jules' about the whereabouts of Mormon Boy, Miranda grabbed K Boy and "stuck her tongue so far down his throat that it came out of his ass." Ewwww. But he liked it. Then she told him he was allowed to follow us home.
When he got to Jules' house he saw Miranda stumble out of the car and heard Jules' say something about no more puking in Russell's car. He claims he helped Miranda take off her shoes at Jules' door but magically her flip flops were beside the toliet. Anyways....K Boy said he sat on the couch while Jules put Miranda in the shower where she abandoned her to sleep (this would explain why Miranda woke up in the tub) and then proceeded to very loudly fuck Mormon Boy.
About 40 minutes later, K Boy decided to check on Miranda and when he peeped in the bathroom, Miranda assured him she was ok. Somewhere during this time he ran into both Mormon Boy peeking out of Chloe's room and Russel (we think) in the kitchen. After perusing Jules' fishes of Hawaii brochure, he opted to leave what was most likely the craziest house he'd ever been inside of.
After hearing this retelling and sharing much laughter, Jules and Miranda promptly shut him out of the conversation and proceeded to laugh our heads off at the random and weird people in the bar around us. We especially found great humor in the fact that out of the four boys in Jules' house last night (Mormon Boy, Russell, K Boy, and a family friend) Jules had slept with three of them! Also that three out of the four bars we've been to in the last 24 hours had the same guys in them!
Eventually K Boy did leave the bar but not before he bought us each a drink and kissed our cheeks as he said goodbye. Totally random to run into him in this way but at least we know a little more about what happened last night.
As we sat at the bar, we laughed and laughed and laughed. We were hit on by weird guys who passed messages through their friends, accused us of being non-friendly (to which we responded that we were gay), and some dude attempted to have back sex with Jules. The female bartenders gave us free shots which was very random and strange and have now made our livers angry because we had promised them the night off. That being said, we were totally responsible and when the night reached it's apex of weirdness, we jetted out of the bar and even avoided going to another bar after a late night stop at 7-11 for Hawaiian Luau Rings (delicious if you must know - much like Funyons but way better).
Bar none, this was the weirdest bar experience of our life but we loved every freaking minute of it. Aloha!
Miranda & Jules
I said it...K Boy was back in the house! We were in peels of laughter as we sat down and realized WHO we were sitting down beside us and how we could connect the dots from last night.
KARAOKE BOY'S VERSION OF BAR 3 ON:
So according to K Boy, when Jules and Mormon Boy started making out, she was having back sex with him. You know, leaning up against him, rubbing her back on his while she and Mormon Boy kissed. Given the location of our chairs, we don't exactly believe this but we digress.
After Jules left Miranda at the bar, Miranda was in a verbal volleyball match with Angry Boy and K Boy. He says Angry Boy was getting up in Miranda's grill and continually interrupting K Boy's attempt to bust a move on Miranda. At last call, Miranda drunken ordered yet another long island iced tea and apparently downed two in mere minutes. K Boy was valiently trying to take Miranda home to Jules' house but thankfully Jules showed up as they walked outside.
K Boy says he was talking to Miranda when Angry Boy showed up outside. Apparently when Angry Boy was grilling Jules' about the whereabouts of Mormon Boy, Miranda grabbed K Boy and "stuck her tongue so far down his throat that it came out of his ass." Ewwww. But he liked it. Then she told him he was allowed to follow us home.
When he got to Jules' house he saw Miranda stumble out of the car and heard Jules' say something about no more puking in Russell's car. He claims he helped Miranda take off her shoes at Jules' door but magically her flip flops were beside the toliet. Anyways....K Boy said he sat on the couch while Jules put Miranda in the shower where she abandoned her to sleep (this would explain why Miranda woke up in the tub) and then proceeded to very loudly fuck Mormon Boy.
About 40 minutes later, K Boy decided to check on Miranda and when he peeped in the bathroom, Miranda assured him she was ok. Somewhere during this time he ran into both Mormon Boy peeking out of Chloe's room and Russel (we think) in the kitchen. After perusing Jules' fishes of Hawaii brochure, he opted to leave what was most likely the craziest house he'd ever been inside of.
After hearing this retelling and sharing much laughter, Jules and Miranda promptly shut him out of the conversation and proceeded to laugh our heads off at the random and weird people in the bar around us. We especially found great humor in the fact that out of the four boys in Jules' house last night (Mormon Boy, Russell, K Boy, and a family friend) Jules had slept with three of them! Also that three out of the four bars we've been to in the last 24 hours had the same guys in them!
Eventually K Boy did leave the bar but not before he bought us each a drink and kissed our cheeks as he said goodbye. Totally random to run into him in this way but at least we know a little more about what happened last night.
As we sat at the bar, we laughed and laughed and laughed. We were hit on by weird guys who passed messages through their friends, accused us of being non-friendly (to which we responded that we were gay), and some dude attempted to have back sex with Jules. The female bartenders gave us free shots which was very random and strange and have now made our livers angry because we had promised them the night off. That being said, we were totally responsible and when the night reached it's apex of weirdness, we jetted out of the bar and even avoided going to another bar after a late night stop at 7-11 for Hawaiian Luau Rings (delicious if you must know - much like Funyons but way better).
Bar none, this was the weirdest bar experience of our life but we loved every freaking minute of it. Aloha!
Miranda & Jules
I still cannot tell you how thankful I am I didn't sleep in any way, shape, or form with that douche!
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