Thursday, July 22, 2010

Place Your Bets!

Well all of Team Miranda has been notified about our little “issue.”  Lawyer Boy finally called me back today after I left yet another message that sounded seriously like I was knocked up.  Not the nicest tactic to get someone’s attention but it worked. 

He started out the conversation with his usual apologies for being so distracted and busy and I had to cut him off and cut to the chase.  When I told him what was going on the first words out of his mouth were, “Oh my God, I was sure you were pregnant!”  So I guess my script worked LOL!  Then he said, “Oh my God, are you ok?  Are you furious with me? I’m so sorry. I didn’t know I had anything…”  He was quite stunned and concerned.

I reassured him I wasn’t mad and that it wasn’t the worst thing in the world.  It could have been much more awful (just imagine what my blog posts would have been if I had turned up pregnant!  That’d be a whole lot of paternity testing!).  I could tell his mind was going a million miles a minute so I went ahead and laid out the symptoms, how it’s diagnosed, and what the treatment was.  He was seriously stunned and must have apologized about a million times.  He’s going to go get tested hopefully in the next day or so.

We talked for a little while longer and he calmed down some.  I kept telling him it was ok lol.  We talked a little bit about the Bar and how he was freaking out.  I actually feel kind of bad for telling him now before the Bar but ultimately I still think it was good to go ahead and get it out of the way.  Hopefully I haven’t totally blown his concentration.

Lawyer Boy told me he wants us to hang out as soon as the Bar is over.  He said we’ll keep it “platonic” until we’re all clear! LMFAO!  He also said he missed me….girly sigh.

So until the test results start coming back in, it’s anybody’s game.  I still think timing wise it is Lawyer Boy and I think Jules is putting her money on Cabana Boy.  I think Gwyn is perplexed by it all and not ready to put her money on anyone yet.  I’m going to be pissed it if is Cabana Boy because then I’ve put all these other guys through the wringer for nothing.  Guess we’ll just have to wait and see.

In other news, Motorcycle Man is obsessed again but at least this time I’ve already been really clear about the status of our “relationship.”  He wants to take me out Saturday and I think I’m going to go.  College Crush is texting me a little more regularly again but I can definitely tell he’s still trying to make up his mind about where we are headed.

Sawyer suckered me into hanging out with him a bit today.  The minute Gwyn reads this she’s going to text me and text yell at me.  We behaved though!  We just hung out for about 45 minuets and talked and joked around. He’s off to New Jersey to see family for the next week so he’s going to be MIA.  He’s heard me mention Gwyn’s name enough that he asked me if she knew about us. I told him she did and that she didn’t approve of him because he’s always messing with my head.  That made him laugh big time.  It was actually sort of nice to just hang out with him like a friend.  I sometimes forget that we had been on the way to a real friendship before all the sex and emotions got in the way.  Anyways, I will be truthful and say we did kiss a couple times but all in all it was very platonic. 

So now I’m just waiting around to see what the boys find out from their respective doctors, still trying to figure out what to do with College Crush, and keep Motorcycle Man realistic about going out with me.  And I have to say I’d been feeling very discouraged about Lawyer Boy but after talking to him today I have some real hope for us spending some time together after the Bar is over.

I’m still shocked how well everyone took the news of our community health issue.  Thank heavens!



  1. Ok listen here miss thang. I need you to turn off your sign and put all boy activities on hold for seven days. God is testing you right now and you are failing!!!! If an STD scare doesn't make you elevate your team standards and make some damn cuts then I don't know what will!!!!!!

    If you go out with Motorcycle Man on Saturday I am giving you the silent treatment (this means absolutely no texting) for 48 hours. And I am going to make sure I bring up program specification tools in our staff meeting on Monday. So, choose wisely......


  2. No fair! I'm behaving! Totally! Just because the lower half is out of commission doesn't mean I have to stay at home and knit! And I am seriously considering reevaluating my team members and my sexual habits. As I've told you and Jules already I have condoms in every purse and I've bought stock in Trojan. LOL!

    And, you used to love Motorcycle Man. He's quite humorous!

    You and Josie can take your punishment out on me tomorrow as we pool party at Melrose Place.


    PS - Blog readers - She did immediately text me and threaten to kill me when she read this post!

  3. You made a good call, not waiting until after the bar to let LB know what's going on. It's so common, and so easy to treat when caught early.

    The MM and Sawyer revelations were surprising, though understandable. MM has a motorcycle and a giant cock, while Sawyer's got history on his side. Either, I imagine, would be difficult to give up cold turkey...