The Kitty Has NO Conscience

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Wow, the kitty is not behaving right now...yet I'm kind of digging it. Remember I told you guys on Tuesday about walking into Gavin's, getting some, and walking out? It really wasn't great, but the idea of hot neighbor sex is well, pretty hot. Yeah...it's ON. I was walking with my grandfather today and I saw his gf leaving. When I walked into the back door of my house approximately 2.5 minutes later, he'd left a message. I didn't call back since there was a very full house here this morning. He called again about 30 minutes later (as is his MO...he'll blow a phone up until you answer)...still couldn't talk and I missed that call because I was in the shower. So, I actually called him back tonight after I put Chloe to bed because I'd had some wine and the kitty was doing my thinking. He came over, we had some dirty hot sex right here at this computer desk watching porn, and then over on my bed. It was SO much better tonight than it was Tuesday. For starters, my blood alcohol level is at a pretty good level right now due to the family visit (we're all big drinkers). Secondly, I prefer night sex. Third, I've also decided that while I really don't particularly like him as a person...he's got a great big cock and it's just so damn convenient for the next 6 weeks...so, why not? There's something a little risky and fun about it too...much like playing with fire.
-Jules

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  1. MirandaApril 26, 2010 at 10:45 AM

    OMG! I'm dying. Hot neighbor sex is awesome. Why do you think I held on to Sawyer so long? Though now that I don't live next door, the shine has definitely faded. Still, the allure of neighbor sex is mighty...

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  2. Ethan LambertApril 27, 2010 at 9:57 PM

    Between the lackluster encounter and the needy phone habits, I was beginning to wonder what you still saw in Gavin. Now I understand :)

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  3. AnonymousApril 28, 2010 at 3:00 AM

    I'm drunk about 75% of the time.
    -Jules

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