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Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Apparently I'm a Lesbian


So I think I’ve mentioned I play softball and yes, I have made quite a few lesbian friends from this endeavor.  One girl in particular, I’ve become pretty good friends with and Ladybug loves her to death.  She talks about this girl all the time and says she’s her best friend.  Well last night the kids and me went to dinner with this girl. 

On the way home, I had to ask Duckie to grab Leo from school because I was running late and when I got to his house, we actually had a brief visit.  I mentioned in passing that the kids and I were going out to dinner with this girl last night and he made some random comment like “Oh I didn’t know you were such good friends” but I didn’t really think of it either way. 

So we go to dinner and then this morning Duckie calls Ladybug (it’s her fourth birthday – hurrah!).  After talking to her and Leo, he asks to talk to me – this NEVER happens.  I get on the phone and he busts out with, “Are you and GIRL having a relationship?”  I stammered a “Well we are friends,” and did my best to keep from laughing.  He said something like well Ladybug talks to her all the time and now you’re going out to dinner and that just seems a little weird.  LMFAO!  I was dying laughing! 

In case you didn’t know, apparently if you have gay friends and you choose to eat dinner with them it means you are gay.  Good thing he doesn’t know how often this girl and I exchange texts or we might even qualify as a gay married couple.

Gwyn came with me to Ladybug’s party on Saturday so I’m sure he thinks she’s my girlfriend too.  I so should have played it up and acted like I was gay.  Maybe it would make things easier on him!  The funny thing too is that any time I talk to or about one of Team Miranda in front of the kids, I change the guy’s name into a girl version.  So who knows how many “girls” Duckie has heard the kids talk about at this point!

Quick boy update – Motorcycle Man is back apparently.  He started texting me with the “I miss you” and “Let’s go out again” stuff yesterday.  I told him we could have dinner Wednesday night but I’m gonna have to be real clear with him that this is casual.  He is getting smart to my game though because he also already asked to do something this weekend, which I did not commit to by the way.  Also, as predicted, Sawyer’s blowing up my email after seeing me on Saturday and wanting to get together.  So far, fate is conspiring against us because we have literally no time this week we could spend together.  Texas is back to texting me after his self-imposed week of non-texting.  I don’t know how he did it.  I couldn’t not text if I had to at this point.  And last, but certainly not least, following Gwyn’s strict orders I’ve had no contact with FJB but then yesterday he posted some little funny thing on my Facebook page so maybe he’s coming back around.  I did post something after he did but otherwise I’m following Gwyn’s orders and not initiating anything!

Miranda

6 comments:

  1. God I wish I would've known this at Ladybug's skating party. We could have held hands and done the couples skate together. I guess I did look sort of lesbian-esque in my bermuda shorts and Rainbows......

    It also helps to explain why Duckie was eyeing me so much at the party. I felt like I had to be on my best behavior and found myself seeking Ladybug out so he wouldn't get jealous of me and you hanging out and talking. Overall, it was very eighth grade. But I loved every minute of it!

    -Gwyn

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  2. LOL about the no texting thing...I'd die. A few months ago, Verizon was having some issues with their towers here in Hawaii. I couldn't text with anyone in the "808" area code...so Owen would text me and I couldn't respond! He was off the email kick at that point, so I finally broke down and called him when I knew he was working one day and told him what was up. It was horrible...I can't imagine a world with no text.
    So, has Duckie asked about your visit here?! ROFL, I've already had men request we "get together" and I don't mean for cocktails.
    -Jules

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  3. Duckie hasn't said anything lately about my Hawaii trip but he's probably thinking for sure that we're going to lez it up while I'm there! What men are asking for us together????

    BTW - A world with no text = HELL!

    Miranda

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  4. OMG I have dinner with gay men all the time- does that make me gay, AND a MAN?! LOL

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  5. HAHA - I MARRIED a gay man...what does that make me?? (Other than stupid...) LMFAO!!
    -Jules

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  6. Let's see...... I love women, I love how they taste, I love how they smell, I love how they feel, I love to kiss and touch and make love to them. I love to give them pleasure. Damn, I must be a lesbian too!!!

    2Passion

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