Weird Positions

This about sums up my life. I am so happy that August is almost over, I don’t know what to do with myself. I’ve had enough. So Friday’s van romp resulted in another sex injury. I’m 99% sure that the last sex injury was caused by the same position. We’re going to have to change that up a bit…seems Jules isn’t as flexible as she thought! It did score me some muscle relaxers though.

It was a fairly quiet weekend around here. Last night hopped up on some muscle relaxers and wine (because I share nicely), Russell revealed to me that he’s passed up 2 huge promotions in the past few months in order to stay here and do this thing with me until I finish college. I was speechless. We’ve had numerous conversations lately about his career and how much he hates being 40 and living pay check to pay check (the cost of living in paradise if you ask me) and such. I was literally floored. I told him that I thought we should have talked about it because I could have worked something out had I known and figured out my own situation. He said I have enough stress and that ultimately, he’s not really ready to leave Chloe yet and he promised me he’d do this. Although, we both know that if you keep passing up promotions, they eventually quit offering them to you.

In the midst of this discussion last night, Gavin pulls up. Could he have worse timing? I basically ignored him. He followed me inside when I went to pee and begged for sex, but I told him I was talking to Russell right now and it wasn’t the time. Besides, I was having trouble standing at that point…sex probably wouldn’t have gone well. He asked if he could just watch porn then and I told him no. He could sit and talk with us like a normal person or go home. He sat for a little while, rubbed icy hot on my shoulder, realized I really wasn’t fucking him, and then went home. He really should have called first. Oh wait, he can’t because his phone is still off. Actually, that morning he had called me from the gf’s phone to tell me how much he missed me and wanted to come hang out soon. Really? Calling me from her phone…OMG. I have to wonder why she hasn’t killed him by now. Honestly, sometimes I feel sorry for her. She obviously has very low self esteem or is just plain stupid to have put up with all his crap for the past 8 years.

If you've read this blog for a while, you've heard me say that my Daddy used to tell me that if you play hard to get long enough, people may play who the hell wants you. Gavin has pretty much done that to himself the past few weeks. His need for space and time has pushed me away a lot. Yes, I've needed time and space as well to figure out that I love him, but I'm not in love with him and that I really was just drunk and jealous when I said otherwise, but not this much time. I was questioning whether or not I was using that as an excuse for myself, but I don't think so. I think I have a firm grip on my feelings for him again and it's not in love.

My mom sent this to me in an email today (although she knows I’m in no hurry to get married again) and it hit home! Sadly, Gavin fits most of these!! I believe that was her point. LOL, enjoy! It also confirmed that I won't be going out with Daniel again. I mean really, who shows up for a first date drunk at noon??

For all you single ladies who are in such a hurry to get married, here's a quick piece of Biblical advice:
Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz. While waiting on YOUR Boaz,don't settle for ANY of his relatives: Brokeaz, Poaz, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz, Dumbaz, Cheapaz, Lockedupaz Goodfornothinaz, Lazyaz or Marriedaz and especially his third cousin Beatinyoaz. Please, wait on your Boaz & make sure he respects Yoaz.

If you're wondering, Owen gets a free pass on Marriedaz.

-Jules