No Hump Day Hump

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Team down...I repeat Team Down. :(

Owen is on lock down at home today. His wife changed the school schedule and sadly he was not in charge. I'm really getting tired of her. (meant to be funny, but mostly serious as well...rude.) It's not like she's giving it to him, why make him (me) suffer too?

I talked to Gavin last night and he told me that his dick is killing him. He said it's bruised and the scratch has yet to heal, so sadly I'm not getting any there either. I'm hoping he's better by Friday though!! I'm planning on some serious sex this weekend, although it will all have to be done around his kid.

So I guess since I'm not getting any this morning...I better get my ass to work!
-Jules

Comments

  1. AdamAugust 31, 2011 at 9:37 PM

    Damn, Jules, exactly how long ARE your nails? :)

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  2. Infidelity ChroniclesAugust 31, 2011 at 10:24 PM

    Lol, not that long...I just caught him at exactly the wrong angle. I'm ready for him to heal already though b/c without the sex, he just annoys me.
    -Jules

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  3. MyliSeptember 1, 2011 at 1:07 AM

    Damn, sorry that things didn't work out for hump day! :( Hopefully this weekend makes up for it!

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