Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Stolen TMI

These were lifted from Playfully Yours, who lifted them as well. It's long, but we haven't done one in a while. Enjoy! And yes Gwyn is still MIA dealing with some issues but she'll be back soon hopefully!

Did you have sex today?
With another person, not yet but I'm banking on it happening later... - Jules
It was after midnight last night so yes. And I'll be getting some again tonight! - Miranda

Did you have an orgasm in the last 24 hours?
Yes, yes I did...see the Order It Now post. Holy Mother of God! - Jules
Yes. I've had three in the last 24 hours. What can I say? Coach is hella good in bed. - Miranda

I have a friend that can get horny watching the food network, what channel or show gets you off?
Well it's definitely NOT the Food Network...lol. That network makes me want to make cupcakes and 5 star dishes that are guaranteed to make me fat. I would say it depends on the story line of any given show. If it's a sexy, steamy scene, my mind goes there. - Jules
Weird question. I can get excited by many a tv shows but generally they don't involve baking or Alton Brown. - Miranda

Most uncomfortable place you have had sex?
There have been a few to include the backseat of my car (I tend to drive small cars), a washing machine that was outside in the middle of winter, and standing up with a much taller guy in a kitchen while handcuffed. - Jules
Ditto on the small car. One time with Duckie I was trying to be adventurous and we went out in the backyard. But we didn't clear off the ground below the blankets beforehand so all I remember is the painful rocks digging in my back. Damn if that wasn't the night I got knocked up with Ladybug though! - Miranda

How do you feel about choking?
Absolutely not - It scares me and borders on violence in my humble opinion, but to each his own. - Jules
Hot - with the right person. I let Sawyer do it very lightly and SoCo liked doing it very lightly which I liked too. Much more would be scary though. - Miranda

Have you ever vajazzled?
I laughed out loud when I read this one - of course not. - Jules
Vajazzled? As in decorated my vagina? Um, no. - Miranda

Can you yoodle?
Is this a typo or some crazy sexual thing that hasn't hit Hawaii yet? WTF is yoodle? - Jules
What? No clue so I'm guessing I can't. - Miranda

What is the sexiest thing you own in your opinion?
My birthday suit, although I've gained 9lbs that I'm super unhappy about at the moment.
I have a white and green sundress that's pretty hot. And I have some super hot shoes. But I'd have to say my super high "magic" suede boots. They perform miracles! - Miranda

Favorite kind of alcohol that makes you horny?
Hmmmm, well I mostly drink wine and beer and I'm pretty much always horny but that's a chicken or the egg kind of thing. Tequila usually ensures my pants falling off as well. - Jules
Ditto to Jules. If it's got alcohol in it, I'm horny. - Miranda

Have you ever had sex on a full bladder?
Yes, and no I've never peed on anyone. What's the purpose of this question? - Jules
So random! Yes I have but like Jules I keep my pee to myself. - Miranda

Biggest turn on in a man and biggest turn on in a woman?
For me, it's the male body - the confidence, the eyes, the huge cock...ooops got carried away. Women don't do a thing for me, much to the dismay of my team. - Jules
Big arms! Broad shoulders! Big hands! As for women, I think women can be attractive and watching some girl porn can be hot but I don't know that anything qualifies as a turn on in a woman. I guess in either sex if someone is very flirty and borderline suggestive in their words. - Miranda

Do you like oral sex?
I love giving it because I've got mad skills. I love getting it IF there is something else going on, but I can't cum from oral alone so if you're not creative enough to finger me too - skip it.
I have developed a real love for giving it. Getting it if they know what they are doing. If they are lapping around down there like a deer on a salt lick it just doesn't do much for me. - Miranda

Do you think you could watch your partner/significant other be with someone else?
I have with Russell, but it was a very different situation. I know all 3 of the current team members would die happy if I agreed to a 3sum with a girl, but I don't share well so who knows? It hasn't presented itself yet, though I did try diligently to find a girl for Owen and I. - Jules
No way. I am not a sharer. I can see the appeal though but I think it would ultimately destroy the relationship for me. - Miranda

Do you like to be in control or have none?
I am a controlling, type A bitch in my "real" life, but in bed I love to give up control. I'll take it back occasionally in order to provide explicit instructions when needed. – Jules
If I have to choose between the two I prefer to have none. - Miranda

Are you loud in the bedroom?
If you have ever read this blog, you know the answer - very. - Jules
I am not a mute but I'm definitely not a screamer. - Miranda

Longest you have gone without toys of any kind?
Not very long, I bought my first one pretty soon after I left home at 18 and I've been a believer every since! – Jules
Duckie had a huge issue with them so I only had one very briefly at the beginning of our marriage then I got rid of it. So about 9 years. A new vibrator was one of my first post-separation purchases! - Miranda

Longest you have gone without sex?
Uggg, probably close to a year during my marriage and when I think about that it really absolves my guilt over cheating. – Jules
Probably two months after having the kids. Even though I had zero desire to have sex with him I generally tried to fulfill my "wifely duties" and force myself to have sex with Duckie about once a month. - Miranda

Have you given a blow job while in a moving vehicle with the blow-ee driving?
Yes, I've most recently done it with Gavin and Clark. By recent, I mean in the last 6 months...no worries Clark is gone. – Jules
I have not but I want to. I used to torture Duckie and pretend to give him one and it'd embarrass him to death. PUSSY! - Miranda

Can you get off from a sexy text message?
Depends on what you mean from get off - literally, no. I can get worked up enough from sexting though that I go and take care of my needs when the texter cannot. – Jules
Agreed with Jules. - Miranda


  1. Glad you stole this.....Loved your answers.
    This one was fun.


  2. Thanks for the inspiration! I found the same questions on another site that addressed the issue of whether or not you have used Ben Wa balls...I have not. As I expressed on that site, I'm terribly afraid of the retrieval process upon completion!