Hit Me With Your Best Shot

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It’s rare these days that you get a dirty post from Miranda but I have one for you today! Last night Coach and I had super intense sex. After the kids had gone to bed we were playing around some in the living room and things got pretty hot and heated and ended with me riding him reverse cowgirl style right on the couch. Let me say I have never really liked that position much myself but something about the angle of the couch and how we were….HOT!


Then he flipped me around, picked me up, carried me to my room, and practically threw me on the bed my simultaneously removing the rest of mine and his clothes. I was right on the edge of the bed lying on my back and he was standing up next to the bed. He grabbed my hips and started just going at it but we were sort of off kilter. I mean good heavens he’s just over 6’4 and even though my bed is raised it wasn’t at the right level for us. Coach grabbed a pillow, lifted me up, and folded it into a wedge under my hips elevating me to just the right angle. OMG!

By the time we were done we were both drenched in sweat and I had essentially pretzeled myself into as close to a full back bend as I’ve ever been. It was freaking awesome and intense and ridiculous. I’m so buying one of these wedge pillows for the future.  http://www.liberator.com/eng/categories/liberator-shapes/original-label

Miranda

Comments

  1. DanielFebruary 8, 2011 at 1:15 PM

    Good to hear that Miranda, it simply means that the intimacy is really their.

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  2. Ethan LambertFebruary 8, 2011 at 3:54 PM

    See? That alone made giving him another chance worth it :-P

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