TMI - It's Time to Get Dirty

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Stolen from "The Adventures of a Sexy PTA Mom." Gwyn is indisposed at the moment and will add her answers later if possible. Or maybe she won't, you know she's kind of tight lipped sometimes - LOL!


On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), how satisfied are you with your life?
8 - Jules
7 - Miranda
8 - Gwyn
On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), how satisfied are you with your sex life?
9- Jules
5 - Miranda
9 - Gwyn
What is you least favorite sexual position?
Missionary - I drifted off just thinking about it. - Jules
As Kenny said, K-9 Style - Just doesn't do much for me. – Miranda
Missionary. BORING! -Gwyn

What is the easiest way for you to reach orgasm?
Flip me over and fuck me super hard - works every single time! - Jules
By myself - LOL! Miranda
Every way is an easy way I've never really had trouble with that issue. -Gwyn
Would you rather have your significant other have sex with someone else or fall in love with someone else? [You have to pick one.]
Sex - kind of a no brainer for me. - Jules
Fall in love. I don't know if I could forgive someone having sex. - Miranda (yes I know I'm a hypocrite!)
Sex. -Gwyn
When you have a "toe-curling" orgasm, do your does curl up, or down?
Who freaking knows? I'm definitely not thinking about which way my toes are pointed when I've just cum like that. - Jules
I second that Jules though I think my toes curl up. - Miranda
Miranda, you don't get to pick the questions anymore lol. -Gwyn
Favorite body part/parts of the opposite (or same) sex?
Obviously it's their dicks...but if I'm not being a total whore, their eyes. - Jules
Shoulders, arms, eyes....sorry I started daydreaming there. Miranda
Arms, jaw line (that makes me sound sort of serial killer-ish), eyes. -Gwyn

Name three words that get you excited.
Roll over now - Jules
Credit or Debit – Miranda
I don't get excited you people know this. -Gwyn

Comments

  1. short girlDecember 15, 2010 at 9:28 AM

    Credit or debit? LMAO

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  2. MirandaDecember 15, 2010 at 12:51 PM

    HAHA! Fooled you Gwyn. Jules stold these questions!

    And you know why you and Jules don't like the missionary position - because you both don't want to mix feelings and sex! HAHAHA!

    Love you both!

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  3. AnonymousDecember 17, 2010 at 2:37 AM

    LOL, sorry Gwyn...the toe curling question was stupid, but I wanted to hurry and find some and hit the beach that day.
    Miranda, I can't speak for Gwyn but I hate missionary because it just doesn't hit the angles I need. If a guy varies it, such as putting my knees into his chest then I'm ok...it's definitely not an emotional thing so much as my overall enjoyment. HAHA! :)
    -Jules

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  4. MirandaDecember 17, 2010 at 9:42 AM

    HAHA! I guess i consider missionary anything on my back but if I were to stick to true missionary unlike you describe, I'd have to agree it's pretty boring.

    Miranda

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  5. Infidelity ChroniclesDecember 17, 2010 at 3:26 PM

    You got me Miranda. I don't like the eye contact lol. When I do partake in missionary I either close my eyes or literally turn my head to the side so I don't have to look at the guy. But, as Amy says, the angle isn't that great so unless there's some variation in the position I get incredibly bored and suggest we change it up.

    -Gwyn

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