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Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Won't You Be My Neighbor?

It's another day in the neighborhood, won't you please be my neighbor?

Ok, I date myself but I loved Mr. Rogers. So my new hood is rolling along nicely...I came home today to my new dog greeting me at my car, kids on my porch, and Gavin getting up to get me a glass of wine as I walked into the door. Then, the man did homework with my daughter. Homework is my least favorite time of the day and he totally rocked it. It was hilarious listening to him with her, but super cute too. I'll say it again...it doesn't suck to be me right now.

I had to give Gavin some tough love tonight though and admittedly he took it better than expected. He continues to whine about what a horrible gf the gf is...I finally laid it out. I told him that I thought 99.9% of his current problems could in fact be traced back to her, that she's a toxic human being, etc, etc. (He did kind of ask...) I explained that I can actually remove myself and say this in an objective manner (hence why I'm so good at social work...I'm very objective regardless of how I feel about the people involved in a situation).  It was an interesting evening. He made some yummy spaghetti and all the neighborhood kids ate with us. I'm happy to report that as of this morning, I've actually lost 1.2lbs since he moved in...I don't know how (must be loss of bodily fluids).  We hung out and talked a lot and then Russell came home and the two of them smoked it up for a while. Who would have ever thought those two would be smoking together? I'd have laid money down a few months ago that never, ever in this lifetime would that occur. It's a good thing I'm not a betting woman.

In other boy news, I finally heard from Clark today. We had a very brief (because I signed out) IM exchange that he initiated and I basically ended saying in so many words that he'd fucked it up this time and I was essentially done. I'm sure it's not the very end, but I'm over it (I pretty much mean it this time...I'm tired of his shit...tired of the games...tired of the limbo).  I have a date Thursday night with this guy I had an affair with last year too. He's a really cute guy, but he's super short and has the smallest dick I've ever seen on a guy, yet strangely he was able to make me cum  a lot. I'm NOT meeting him for sex, but rather for drinks at a bar in town. Sometimes a little distraction can be fun. Of course, Owen emailed me tonight to tell me he's free tomorrow, finally. I've already lined Gavin up to do some things with me, but I'm wondering if I can sneak away...I did mention that telling Clark I'd told Owen about him was all a set up right? I'd never cut Owen lose over some guy until we were like moving in with each other (and no, Gavin doesn't count...he has his own room).
-Jules

4 comments:

  1. Gavin's turning out to be an awesome roommate. Let's hope he keeps it up and he and Russel continue to get along!

    As for the short dick guy, remember the guy I left senior prom to go see? The night we were all supposedly sleeping at your house - LOL! He had the shortest penis I've ever seen. I swear not 3 inches when it was hard. When we had sex that night I remember thinking, "Shit, it's true. Having sex stretches you out because I can't feel anything!" LOL! After a couple more guys I realized it was him and his tiny weiner. Ironically enough his name was Peter.

    Miranda

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  2. Peter? ROFLMAO...maybe he was just young and it grew later...hit a growth spurt if you will. Ok, I've got to stop. ;)
    -Jules

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  3. I am so happy things are working out!! Hope it stays that way!
    Josie

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  4. He was super skinny and tall. Usually those guys look like they're packing heat but it wasn't even a matchstick in his case.

    Miranda

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