Saturday, July 23, 2011

FWB - The Movie and My Life

Oh lord this would have been funnier if I wasn't so dead tired. I have had 4 14 hour days in a row this week and last night I had every intention of coming home and crashing in my bed. Owen had texted me earlier in the day to see what was up after work, but I'd told him after work for me would be 9pm and he didn't think he could swing that. Then, Gavin called and asked if he could come over and spend the night and I also informed him of my late night, but it seems he had a Home Depot date with his lesbian neighbor, so it worked out perfectly for him to come.

I called him after I got home and showered and he said he was on the way. He called back en route and told me to put on the sexy black dress (remember the Owen sex story? that one...) for him. I had no sooner put it on and put my feet into the super sexy, super slutty shoes when Russell arrived home, promptly followed by Gavin. It was a little bit of buzz kill that Russell had just walked in, but Gavin couldn't take his eyes and hands off of me and pretty soon he was licking and fingering me into powerful orgasms. We continued to fool around very quietly and finally went to bed around 1am.

At 2am, I woke up to the smoke alarms going off. Our alarms will randomly go off and always in the middle of the night when they need a new battery. I didn't have one, so I tried to just reset it. This failed and it kept going off until I finally stood on a stool an hour into the ordeal and ripped the offending alarm from the wall while standing halfway in my nightie with Gavin snoozing in my bed and Russell laughing at me teetering manically on the stool. I was jacked up then and it took me another hour to fall back asleep. Sleeping with Gavin was fun the first night, but it was hot and itchy last night. I have this tic where when I'm sleeping with someone and they are touching me, as he does, I get fidgety and itchy.  Go ahead and read into that one.

Anyway, I fell asleep at 4am and woke up around 6:30am to what I thought was someone pounding on the door. I registered that it couldn't possibly be for me and rolled over. Russell called me from his bedroom to say that it was in fact for me and that the neighbor was complaining about Gavin's truck blocking his car in the driveway. Since I was alert-ish, I went to move it for Gavin but it took 2 trips since the keys weren't in the truck like he'd said and the neighbor was irate at this point. It was a little bit funny. I went back and crawled  in bed to go back to sleep...sigh.

I dozed off about 20 minutes later and woke up at 7:30am to his phone ringing from a guy calling and wanting to buy something from him. Then, I rolled over and about 15 minutes later my boss called to tell me about something at work and to ask if I could come in today. I'm serious. I totally gave up on sleep at that point. I told her I would due to her being my friend and my awareness of some of her personal family problems right now. Originally, Gavin and I had planned to run some errands today and go to eat and see a movie and such.

I had a Dr. appt today and when I dragged myself into my appt, the receptionist wouldn't take my Health Care Spending card because it's in Russell's name. For the 1st time in the 3 years of going there, they had to call him to authorize it (not based on any changes with us mind you) but they did allow me to move into the waiting room for my appt. As I'm sitting in the lobby, kids are hacking nasty little coughs all around. Then one of them coughs so hard, it pukes. Vomit is like the one bodily fluid that I absolutely cannot handle in life. Do you all know the children's book "Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible No Good, Very Bad Day"? That was my night and morning! I didn't move to Australia and fortunately the day improved from this point...drastically.

I went into see my Dr. and I'd lost a few pounds and my blood pressure was great (I don't know how!). It always is though. When I left my appointment to go to work, my boss and I talked and she said she had things under control and I didn't need to come in after all. I called Gavin and told him our day was on and then Russell and I started texting about our situation. He's over being pissed and we talked a lot about the natural vs. unnatural environment we've created for ourselves here regarding outside relationships. It was a great talk and I think we both feel better having said a lot of things.

Gavin and I left to run errands and had a really fun day together. We laughed and talked about a lot of things and went for cocktails and appetizers and smoked some together. It was a really relaxed day. He took me by a friend's house and we sat hanging out by the water and shooting the shit. The next part is a little foggy because of the aforementioned smoking, but we ran through Taco Bell and ate the hell out of some nasty food and went to see FWB. It's a cute, predictable movie and of course they get together in the end (sorry if I ruined that shocker for you). I know most of you think that's what is going to happen with us too, but I'm still voting on it not. We were still a little high after the movie and very mellow and I had moved into too tired to really talk, so we didn't process it...lol.

We did call the couple we met last weekend though on the car ride home and discussed going to their private swinger's party tomorrow night. Unless Gavin has his kid tomorrow night, we're on. I'm actually on the fence about wanting to go. It was fun and way hot, but like I mentioned earlier I don't know if it's something I'm ready to do again with other girls. We have each crawled into our own beds in our houses tonight and I am about to totally fall out at 10pm on a Friday night. Grandma Jules is signing off for the night...XO.


  1. I'm glad things got better for you as the day went on. Enjoy the rest of your weekend :)

  2. I'd love to see you in that LBD. After a hard day, it's good to get back on track and in your own bed for a good night's sleep.

  3. Thanks Myli! I had a great day yesterday!!
    Advizor, you can see me in that dress under the June XXX posting. ;)