Fuck You

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Well it’s done.  About 7:45 I was out running errands and saw Coach’s car at the Ex’s house. My anger got the better of me and I texted him and told him he had until 9 pm to show his face at my apartment or I was coming to her house to talk to him.  After ignoring my text all day that sure got his fucking attention.

He texted right back and asked if I was joking.  I told him I’d never been more serious in my life.  He said if you come here I’ll be so mad.  I didn’t answer him.

About 8:15 he said he was playing with his boys and would call me ASAP.  I said I sure hoped it was before 9.  8:45 came and I got a text that he was getting ready to leave.  9 pm came and no call or appearance so Miranda called his bluff and got in her fucking car.

The EX lives less than a mile from me so I zipped over there and parked at the end of her street and tried to call him. I got a text back to chill out so I told him I was chilling at the end of her street.  No answer.  So 5 minutes later I texted him and said I was walking up to his car.  And I did. 

He texted me and said I better not make a scene and I said I wasn’t trying to be he gave me no choice.  At this point a friendly neighbor came out to sit on their porch and asked if I was ok. I said yes just waiting on a friend. They went in after a minute and I texted him and asked if I really needed to knock.  About that time he came outside and looked shocked to find me leaning against his car in front of her house.

He immediately started trying to shoo me towards my car and the EX started walking out of the house after him.  He took off walking towards my car and asked what I was doing. I said you gave me no choice. I left you shit on your trunk now give me my key.  His dumb ass looked so confused and he said, “What? I can’t believe you came here.”

He gave me my key and I got in my car and left as he walked back towards his car and the EX glowered in my direction.  I promptly came home, un-relationshiped myself with him on Facebook and sent a quick message to his mom and sister letting them know what happened. I’m not going to let him lie about it to them or pretend we’re still together.

A few minutes ago I got a text from him saying he was going to call me when he “calmed down.” Whatever dude.  You’re a fucking idiot. 

Miranda

Comments

  1. Infidelity ChroniclesJuly 31, 2011 at 4:29 AM

    Personally, I would un-friend him on FB too. Cut the ties and be done, but that's me.
    -Jules

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  2. petuniaAugust 1, 2011 at 2:19 PM

    Good for you. Who needs the drama? Coach is unwilling to fight for you so you are right to recognize that you are wasting your time waiting for him to man up.

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  3. AnonymousAugust 3, 2011 at 2:13 PM

    Getting dumped by you will be the best thing that's ever happened to Coach. As I've read how your "relationship" has gone from bad to worse, you've been such a harpy. If I treated my BF like you treated Coach he would have left my bitch-ass months ago. Frankly, I'm surprised he put up with you as long as he did. And Jules is right, if you are severing him, do it completely, let the poor man go.

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  4. AnonymousAugust 3, 2011 at 3:18 PM

    Just what have I done that's been so bad?

    Miranda

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  5. Infidelity ChroniclesAugust 4, 2011 at 4:41 AM

    Actually I'd bet cold hard cash that Miranda was the best thing that ever happened to Coach...
    -Jules

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