Anyways, on Sunday night they were talking about a man named Jonah Falcon. Seems he is overly well endowed. 13.5 inches to be exact and 8 freaking inches in circumference. Yeah. Measure that bad boy out with your hands. It's about the size of a freaking wine bottle Jules! Oh and he is bisexual too. I literally thought I was going to have a stroke thinking about the size of this guy and trying to do anything at all with it!
|Please note the size of his bulge!|
And to top it all off, he's extremely socially awkward and he hasn't been in a relationship with anyone in a long long time. They showed him walking down the street in a pair of regular khakis and you could see the damn thing swinging down the side of his leg. He's been on quite a few talk shows and you think between his "fame" and his giant cock he'd have a little swagger. Alas, he seems to be a gimp. Hey wait a minute....