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Monday, January 10, 2011

Somebody Better Shoot Me With A Tranquilizer

So it's less than 48 hours until Miranda and I arrive in the paradise known as Hawaii for our weeklong visit with Jules!!! And it's safe to say I have officially gone off the reservation and into Hawaii la la land....

Let me give you a brief breakdown of my activities/thoughts over the past five days:
1. Talk about Hawaii to everyone I possibly can, including store clerks, co-workers, friends, frienemies, family members, etc.
2. Obsessively check the weather radar over NC, IL, CA and HI
3. Try on summer clothes, pack, upack, re-pack, obsess over packing, try on more clothes
4. Resist the urge to shop for new clothes for Hawaii
5. Sext with Popeye...who lives in Hawaii
6. Look at Google Street View of Jules' house
7. Run to Wal-Mart at 11:30pm to buy 3oz containers for all of my toiletries
8. Constantly check Hawaii time and then discuss with Miranda what we would be doing if we were there
9. Sell gold jewelry to the pawn shop to earn extra spending money for Hawaii
10. Ask Miranda when we're going back to Hawaii before our first trip even begins
11. Spend my last dime on tanning bed visits and pedicures
12. Ponder the option of taking off work tomorrow and just going to the airport a day early
13. Consider my options for selling my house
14. Searching the Hawaii job boards

That's just the tip of the iceberg. Basically, I'm checked out. If it doesn't have to do with Hawaii, I'm not interested. Wednesday hurry up and get here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Gwyn

1 comment:

  1. How exciting! My husband went there a few years back with a swim team he was apart of... I didn't get to go. he brought me back quilting squares of bright fabric and some shells he found on the beach.

    I hope to go some day! Hope to see some pics on your blog!

    ~Happy

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