From left to right.
Nick Afansiev: 3.5 inches, second longest tongue in the United States
Stephen Taylor: 3.86 inches, currently the Guinness World Records holder for longest tongue, longest tongue in the UK
Chanel Tapper: 3.8 inches, second longest tongue in the UK
Nick Stoeberl: Allegedly 3.988 inches, challenging Stephen Taylor for the Guinness World Record
Well, my horoscope did say I was entering a very horny period...