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Sunday, September 2, 2012

Fishing

Last night I went out with the fisherman. He's cute, but he's about an inch taller than I am. I just can't do it. I've tried to not be shallow, but I like tall men. I just do. If you're short, I'm sorry but it doesn't make me into you regardless of how cute, hot, funny, etc you may be. He is super sweet, funny, a great cook, and adorable. If he were about 6" taller, hell even 4-5", I'd be all over it. His place is oceanfront right near me. He has a boat that he could and has offered to take me out on. He seems to have money and his roommate has commissary access. There are so many good traits, but sadly I cannot get past the height.

While I was with him, The Chilean texted me to ask if my phone was working. He said he's been calling. Funny, other people have been calling me and getting through. He asked what I was doing and I lied a little. I just said I was having dinner with a friend. He invited me to come hang out at this local bar and see a band, so when I left The Fisherman I drove by but couldn't find him and it was late, so I went home.

It was a fairly uneventful Saturday night with no kid, but I did get an amazing dinner and some fun conversation. I'd like to just be friends with him, but rarely does that work out.
-Jules

9 comments:

  1. I feel the same way about fat chicks.

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  2. I love your honesty, I feel the same way about fat guys too. You don't have to be a freaking GQ model, but no beer bellies allowed.
    -Jules

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    1. And any chick older than 30. Lets face it. Women are used up by then as well.

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  3. Whoa bright light, we are all over 30 and trust me this is our sexual prime. I'm fucking men that are way younger and way older and am amazing in bed. I'm definitely not "used up". If you're going to be an asshole, don't bother reading and commenting.
    -Jules

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    1. So being prejudice against fat or short is ok but prejudice against age isn't? Is it ok to say no blacks or Asians? How about intelligence?

      Wasn't exactly an intellectual challenge to illustrate your hypocrisy.

      -a short anonymous guy

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    2. So I guess you got mad at her short comment and had to claim women over the magical age of 30 are used up? What the hell does that even mean anyways?

      Miranda

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  4. Amen Jules! And hey anonymous if you're brave enough to "say" the truth here at least give us your username ;)

    Women over 30 rock. I've never had more sex or better sex! As long as a guy's not Jabba the Hut I can deal with it as long as he's good in bed and he's not gonna sweat me to death. Though the short guy thing is a big issue for me. I just don't want to feel like I need to bend down to kiss a boy.

    Miranda

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  5. Oh good lord, you must be young and stupid. Having a preference for one thing DOES NOT make you prejudiced...get off your high horse. How about you quit reading the blog and move on? We don't need your opinions here.
    -Jules

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  6. LMFAO!!! Ladies I think short boy is a lil touchy about his height or lack there of. I guess the powers that be didnt compensate for his shortness in any other way either!
    Josie

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