Dating After 40: Do Any of Us Really Know What We Are Doing?

I saw Owen today for some morning sex before work. It was our normal, heated, passionate fun. I met him out b/c Gwyn's mom is visiting and Russell was home as well. We've been trying to hook up all week, but this was our first chance. Anyway, I brought a new toy with me and it was amazing! I hopped into his van in one of our spots and he was already taking off his clothes. I paused to take off my shoes and he pulled me over to him and started undressing me and kissing me. We fooled around for a little bit, kissing, touching, etc. and then he asked me for the new toy I had told him about. It's a new glass anal toy...omg. I just got it last week and had not had an opportunity to use it until today. He bent me over and knelt beside me playing with me and working it into me. Then he got behind me and starting fucking me...it was amazing and intense. He came within a few minutes, which is super unusual for him! Of course, he kept going...I really love that trait in him. I fi...

Let’s talk about sex baby, let’s talk about you and me. Let’s talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be…” S-E-X again This week’s  TMI Tuesday questions  are on a subject near and dear to our hearts (and some other body parts, too). It’s all about SEX!…Yes, again. 1. What is your sexual personality? a. The Controller – initiating sex, twisting your lover into positions you want, and driving scene play by play b. Sex Slave – You love to be used and at the mercy of your lover. You don’t initiate but follow and do as you are told. You love to be used. c. Daredevil – Sexual adventure and sexual thrills are what you are all about. You get off on the risk factor. d. Subdued – Sex is a necessary part of the relationship so you are available when needed. Wow, I'm actually A-C rolled into one. I like being in control at times, but mostly I'm very submissive in bed and do as I'm told. I do like to have sex in all kinds of crazy places and ways though and the ...

So a serious case of strep throat laid me low most of last week and into the weekend. In my boredom, and in light of the upcoming cease to my grounding, I reopened my account on Ok Cupid. I find it to be a much less skanky version of PoF.  The goal was to entertain myself during my confinement and boy did it turn entertaining. Emails start arriving.  In my languishing state I look through them laughing and passing on funny tidbits to my boss.  An interesting prospect arrives. Cute, mid 40s, lawyer, foodie/wine guy, smart, knows how to spell (or use spell check), only apparent negative is he lives about an hour away from me.  I opted to exchange a few messages.  All very interesting and promising. Then I actually read his profile and not only does he own a law firm, he's a magician on the side.  Yes I said magician.  But he only does it for fun and mostly it's big shows, like he's seriously a semi-famous illusionist.  Today at work after c...

So during my daily peruse of TheFrisky.com , one of my favorite websites, I stumbled upon a photo collection of the 8 Most Amazing Tongues . Of course I had to take a look and I'm not ashamed to say when this picture popped up it made my mind immediately go dirty.  Just imagine what these people could do with these tongues. From left to right. Nick Afansiev: 3.5 inches, second longest tongue in the United States Stephen Taylor: 3.86 inches, currently the Guinness World Records holder for longest tongue, longest tongue in the UK Chanel Tapper: 3.8 inches, second longest tongue in the UK Nick Stoeberl: Allegedly 3.988 inches, challenging Stephen Taylor for the Guinness World Record Well, my horoscope did say I was entering a very horny period... Miranda

It's time to talk about the awesome  Eden Fantasys again because they brought some epic fun into the bedroom a few days ago! A while back, I went on a wild and crazy shopping spree and bought some fun new items. Owen and I had not had an opportunity to use all of them yet, but I decided to start introducing them b/c he loves sex toys almost as much as I do! He walked in yesterday morning to me dressed in this outfit. (No, this is not me...haha) I put this on and did smoky, sexy eye makeup and pulled my hair into a side ponytail. When he walked in, I was on my bed on my knees waiting for him. The look on his face was priceless! He loved this and has talked about it repeatedly since. I'm adding the link here, but it's currently out of stock. When it comes back in, order it! Men go crazy for this!! Owen typically isn't a fan of lingerie b/c he says it just gets in the way and he wants to touch me, but he went crazy over this.  One of the other toys that I ordere...

Illicit Skills Some of this TMI was virtually written for our very own Miranda, she's like MacGyver meets Nancy Drew.  1. Do you know how to pick a lock? Have you ever used this skill to gain unauthorized access? No, my parents never taught me this skill growing up nor have any of my bad boys - Jules Depends on the lock. I've successfully picked a few in my day.  - Miranda 2. Do you know how to open a safe with a rotary combination lock? Have you ever used this skill to gain unauthorized access? What did you find? I can open one yes, but I've never gained unauthorized access or stolen the combo. - Jules I can open one yes but I haven't ever "cracked a safe" without having the combo - though I may have stolen a few in my day. - Miranda 3. Have you ever made a copy of a key you were not supposed to have? Did you use it to gain unauthorized access? What were you looking for? Did you find it? This sounds like something I would have done, but no. I did go with...

So in my “waking life” I’m all blessed out from my period of grounding. Miranda is cool, calm, and collected once again. And yet my “non-waking life” still seems to be in turmoil. Everyone has about 100 dreams on average a night. Some people can remember whole dreams, some remember only bits and pieces, and then there are people like me who remember nothing of the dream from the night before. I used to be one of the people who dream and remember my dreams every night. I could wake up with almost crystal clear recall of them. Incidentally I also used to dream stuff all the time and then have déjà vu days, weeks, and months later when the very thing I dreamed actually happened. Weird! I digress though… So after my dad committed suicide, I stopped dreaming. I know they say you always dream it’s just a matter of whether or not you remember it but to me it felt like I stopped dreaming. When I was going to counseling after he died, my therapist told me that going through something like t...