Damn You Prince Charming. Damn You Jenna Jameson.
I came across this cartoon and thought you all might enjoy! I think this captures it pretty perfectly...
-Gwyn
-Gwyn
Online Dating Duds
After the Return of Sawyer debacle I went back to online dating and discovered a string of totally unsuitable and unappetizing guys but they gave me some good laughs. There was a friend of Peabody’s who remembered meeting me but I didn’t remember meeting him. He was super conservative and a Trump lover but I went out with him out of spite just hoping it would get back around to Peabody. We had a very unremarkable date in the small town I live in – again hoping someone would see me and get back to Peabody (I’m nothing if not a little petty). We talked and he gave me a sob story about having a legit crazy ex-wife and wanted a lot of details about Peabody. Gossip travels fast in this small town I suppose. We kissed a little at the end of the night and it wasn’t bad but it also wasn’t anything to want to take your pants off about. Then there was the vet, as in veterinarian, who was so old fashioned he didn’t have a cell phone – at least that’s what he told me. But he als
Well put, we all have strange expectations in our head.
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ReplyDelete-Jules